Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!

Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty

by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.

Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?

by geta02392 August 29, 2023

Monty

Doesn’t know how to drop a scar when he says he is going to leading to the whole squad dying

Monty is an idiot

by MontyIsAnIdiot November 27, 2023