verb: (to monkey oneself)
To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
by thababcock March 12, 2009
Get the monkeymug. by Anonymous May 9, 2003
Get the monkeymug. by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the monkeymug. by huh. September 18, 2008
Get the monkeymug. by mojukuro May 5, 2005
Get the monkeymug. 
1) monkey: hairy primate, Emery
2) v. monkey, to be had like a: to lose, to have something go very wrong, to fail completely
2) v. monkey, to be had like a: to lose, to have something go very wrong, to fail completely
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
Get the Monkeymug.