Ghetto Mojito

When you smoke a Newport while drinking a Bud Light Lime

Look out, Doreen is going to try and bum a newpo from you to go with her BLL cuz she's scaming ghetto mojitos,

by iHatePoorPeopleDotCom December 8, 2011

lusty manitee

Manlier version of smitten kitten

Hes such a lusty manitee

by Cindersella May 16, 2017

Samantha Manitoba

1.5 oz tequila
1 snowball
1 lime wedge
Top with ginger ale

I'm gonna pound a Samantha Manitoba

by Puns_slut March 15, 2019

mofit

primarily a cokehead but will do any drug that is available. a swindler, borrows money with no intentions to pay back. Will smoke all your cigarettes if left around, will also drink last beer without remorse. and sleep with anything that he can leech off of, no matter how large or how many stds.

that mother fucking mofit snorted adderall and rented 80 dollars worth of porn on my cable bill at 6 am, months ago, and still hasn't given me my fucking money and then he had sex with his nasty girlfriend on my couch at 4 in the afternoon and tried to borrow 10 bucks for a cab ride home.

by club 57 March 9, 2004

mojito

A Bacardi Rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice

Bartender, gimme a mojito...and yeah I ain't gay but I like my mojito.

by Francois M July 9, 2005

monitism

A way of enduring everything in funny way yet getting to solve things outside once endiviour.

Monitism is the best.

by Monit August 13, 2021

Summit your monitor

When you get so mad at a video game that you punch your monitor. The term was named after popular twitch streamer, summit1g after he raged so hard that he summited his monitor.

Some video games can be so frustrating that you might summit your monitor.

by charnagee October 14, 2018