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primarily a cokehead but will do any drug that is available. a swindler, borrows money with no intentions to pay back. Will smoke all your cigarettes if left around, will also drink last beer without remorse. and sleep with anything that he can leech off of, no matter how large or how many stds.
that mother fucking mofit snorted adderall and rented 80 dollars worth of porn on my cable bill at 6 am, months ago, and still hasn't given me my fucking money and then he had sex with his nasty girlfriend on my couch at 4 in the afternoon and tried to borrow 10 bucks for a cab ride home.
mofit by club 57 March 9, 2004
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Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies
Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!
Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
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mofit • Mofith • mohit • moit • Mohith • mojito • moffit • mofty • Mohit Kumar • McFitty

mojito diablo 

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.
"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."
mojito diablo by vegasrew April 26, 2007
The Literal meaning of the word is " to commadeer ones heart " it is an amalgamation of 2 words of sanskrit Moh and Hit where, Moh is feeling of great affection and Hit stands for the heart, it has many inferences drawn.
since it is Hindi
Ussne uss ladki ko apne aacharan se mohit kar liya
Mohit by Mohit_V June 28, 2016
Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great
Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism
Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018
an Alpha male with a lot of qualities and talents. He won't always be on time, and is also interested in less number of things but the things he's interested in are one of the best. He is usually charming. He gives respect only to the ones who deserves it, he won't give respect to a cheap person. Mohit is usually different from others in a lot of ways. Mohit, mostly won't watch TV because he is busy with work and being active with the people he loves, he does it sometimes but still not too often. We can say that Mohit is a gentleman.
eg

person : a charming and a tuff guy, who's always slow at eating, guess who's he.
person 2 : obviously, Mohit.
Mohit by lucifer77766 June 1, 2019
An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
MOFTW by Z T January 20, 2008
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