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monica

A girl who is very loud. Usually has a close knit of best-friends but a lot of "friends." Gets involved with A SHIT TON of beef.

Very sensitive also. At times also concerned with others.
person 1: AHHHH SHAKEN!! SHOOK !!
person 2: Woah woah woah. stop bein such a monica !
by sweet.potato:) January 17, 2018
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Monica

Monica is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious internet troll that presumes they have superior knowledge on a particular subject that surpasses that of experts. Said expertise derived purely from overheard anecdotes and casual internet browsing aged.
I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website
by Troll_Assassin April 2, 2021
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Monetarianism

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus
You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.
by Financial_Aid@ashamu.edu January 19, 2011
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Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.
Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.
by jayparker1 August 20, 2013
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monyca

Monyca:: stunning inside and out, A strong Type A personality, a loyal, dedicated, friend till the end. Someone who will do anything she can for anyone in this world. If she is in love with you, you can consider yourself the luckiest man on earth. A beautiful, kindred spirit.. A Child of God, a lover not a fighter.
by True UD July 5, 2014
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monetary values

it is when you have money or a satisfaction of helping a business or people the business u work for then collects the satisfaction and then in turn has monetary value.
i worked at a nonprofit organization and the boss told me how much monetary values the business got from the satisfaction of helping others.
by brony1209 March 9, 2016
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monica hwang

She loves to eat and only thinks about food and dicks. (BIG ASIAN ONES) Although she is bad at studying, she can be fun to annoy and to see her fatness as she shoves the food all in her big ass mouth (hinting at dicks.)
OH MY GOD, you're such a MONICA HWANG!
by Taeeeees September 1, 2016
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