MODESTO

Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.

Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers.

by Tadghzsdfbsd February 7, 2007

Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011

molestacore

Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world

"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"

by yoo no November 11, 2003

modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.

Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?

by TMRM December 28, 2005

Molestache

verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.

J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!

by L Good May 30, 2007

Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013