Mitt

mitt also means your face, is a delaware thing...

Get out of my mitt gerald

by mittougomyego September 20, 2017

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Arctic Mitt

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.

Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.

by CplBloggins March 31, 2022

Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.

Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it

by milesmoore February 3, 2022

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

mitt

Someone who has a face that is extremely ugly especially in the early morning

“Dude I just woke up and I have a crazy mitt right now.

by Imagine dragon January 19, 2020