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Minnesota vikings

Minnesota vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
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Minnesota Twins

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?
by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022
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Minnesota Threeway

When you and a friend take turns having sex with the same person
Me and Rachel had a Minnesota threeway with that bartender last night
by The Aluminum Monster April 22, 2017
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minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
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Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.
by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005
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Minnesota Goatee

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.
Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.
by povspam August 19, 2013
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Shoreview Minnesota

Boring. Shoreview is a boring town of boringness. It takes ten minutes plus just to get to the freeway-and in order to go anywhere you have to get to the freeway since there is nothing in Shoreview.
Shoreview Minnesota resident #1:Let's go out to eat.
Shoreview resident #2: Road trip!!
by Pharel June 6, 2009
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