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minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.
There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!
by wj+akg December 27, 2010
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Galaxy Minge

Guy 1: wagwan g I heard you got laid last night?!
Guy 2: yeah mate, she had a galaxy minge!
by Sufi8421 July 10, 2019
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Minge Dynasty

Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.
Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.
by StinkPickle December 1, 2009
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minge-infringe

The female equivalent of a cock-block.

Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.
"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'

"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"
by DisappearingAct December 1, 2011
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Minge Onion

When Lady Parts are so ripe they bring a tear to the eye
"Frannie took her knickers off and my god did she have a minge onion"
by L3X84 January 8, 2022
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ming yew

A yellow tit chinese eyed who likes to play backetball with the ching chongs.
by Kelven April 22, 2018
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Vicious Minge

Generally used to describe something that is extremely difficult
That exam was a vicious minge!
by bigjim53 December 13, 2006
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