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Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
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Milky top

When the guy jizzes and his cum runs down his knob
Toni wanked and had a milky top
by Toni’s tunnel October 28, 2017
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milky pants

When your goin through puberty and u see a hot girl u get milky pants
OMG jeniffer did you see Rick he has milky pants
by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017
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Milky skating

A large slick floor is covered in jizz and then you skate across it in your socks
Me and maddie are going milky skating after school wanna cum.
by Sydney_smells February 10, 2017
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milky way

the act of shooting one's juices, directly into the belly button of another person, effectively creating a milky way
Jeremy: Dude, you gonna watch the stars with Lisa tonight? Pretty romantic!

Ryan: Oh yeah, we're star-gazing definitely. In fact, I'll even show her the milky way~

Jeremy: A...aren't we in the milky way already?

Ryan: SHUT UP, JERRY BOY!
by acezach June 9, 2016
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milky lane

An unexpected sexual encounter preformed in an outdoor setting usually an alley or lane way, with a partner far out of your league.
Bro I hope I get a milky lane tonight with that hot Swedish waitress!!
by Killa PJ October 10, 2016
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Milky Clay

The solidified liquid from a female vagina
by Dcleaveruk December 24, 2019
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