Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

Air Miguel's

Bootleg Air Jordans that you find at places like PaylessShoeSource.

Eric: Sup baby.
Susan: *See's Air Miguel's* Eww wtf bye.

by Wanterito September 26, 2015

migueled

(verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.

Innocent young Anna immediately quit her job after being migueled by the owner.

by TheUnsilentMajority001 November 18, 2018

Miguel

Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.

Miguel is so stupid

by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023

Miguel Angel

Miguel Angel is perhaps one of the most creative people in the world. He’s extremely good looking yet so humble. Everyone likes him yet everyone hates him. He never gets compared to anyone but when he does , people usually compare him to the dos equis man. His way around a woman’s body is incomparable, if you get to have a Miguel Angel as a partner you better hope he gets you pregnant. Miguel Angel is truly the most interesting man in the world.

Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel

Girl 2 . I love him too

Girl 3 . Have all my babies

Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you

Girl 5 . Yesssssssss

… you get the point

by Bob Grass November 22, 2021

miguel bolanos

Tryhard at games but is a very nice person, has a good sense of humor, and has a cute voice.

miguel bolanos is a good person.

by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022

Miguel (saint)

Miguel or Saint is another way to call someone a faggot

"Hey, that retard is such a fucking MIGUEL (saint)!" (basically a faggot)

by duuudeimsocool April 3, 2025