MaDnEsS

adj. (1)meaning to create insanity, anarchy, and otherwise dysfunction on the opposing team.
(2) To cause completed and utter OwNaGe

MaDnEsS is 1337

by MaDnEsS March 13, 2004

madness

A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.

*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

march madness

An overrated, overhyped college basketball tournament. Every March, this tournament is shoved down our collective throats by sports media (who should be covering the NHL playoff chase and MLB Spring Training instead), and results in everyone who buys into this, spending hours filling out their precious brackets.

other guy: ZOMG MARCH MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSS DUUUUUUUDE! SUNY Catholic State is playing against Northern Colorado A&M! Got your brackets filled out?

me: Oh, screw that, I'm gonna watch some Spring Training this afternoon, and cap it off with a hockey game tonight, featuring two teams fighting for a playoff berth. I'm not going to waste my time with some stupid bracket.

other guy: *cries*

by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007

march madness

The anger one feels when their favorite shows are cancelled or postponed because of NCAA finals.

Person 1: "Alright, grab your popcorn and a Coke - CSI starts in 5 min."
Person 2: "Don't bother, NCAA finals are on tonight instead."
Person 1: <shouts explicatives and throws things>
Person 2: "Sounds like someone has a case of March Madness."

by MisterBill77 December 15, 2008

midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

it's a madness

The way some black people say "it's madness" just to be different, meaning "the situation is out of control"

(on the phone) "yo, bare man getting shot up, it's a madness"

by _rix_ May 30, 2018