Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was an extraordinary entertainer and visionary and a gifted musician who, unfortunately, was also the target of human evil. Despite giving so much pleasure to the world through his music and humanitarianism, he was wildly successful and rich, thereby drawing to himself charlatans, hucksters and just plain ol' greedy bastards—most of whom were members of the media. Jackson was also surprisingly shy, which explains why he didn't bare his private life to the world, thereby leaving him vulnerable to destructive tabloid speculation and ugly gossip. Ultimately, Jackson will go down in the annals of music history as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, as well as a kind and generous human being. I wish his well-raised children nothing but good memories.

Michael Jackson deserves to be lauded and applauded.

by LibelFreeZone December 10, 2012

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

michael j fox

Michael J Fox is one of the American most beloved and respected movie/TV stars. He is best known for his boyish good looks, frenetic charm, and remarkable comic timing. In his successful acting career, he portrayed two world wide known characters : one is the young conservative republican Alex P Keaton in the 80s hit TV show "family ties" and the other is the time traveling teen hero Marty Mcfly in the classic movie trilogy "back to the future". Both characters had enormous impact on the entire generation of people who grew up in the 80s. Alex P Keaton has been voted among the top 20 most memorable TV characters of all time for countless times. Unfortunately, Michael J Fox's acting career was cut short due to his health. In recent years Fox has won more respects from the public for his tireless fight against the Parkinson's disease, his leadership in advocating for PD awareness and his passion for the cause of finding a cure for millions of PD sufferers including himself.

"Pain is temporary, film is forever." -Michael J Fox

"Nobody would choose to have a disease visited upon them. Still, Parkinson's forced me to make a fundamental life decision: adopt a siege mentality - or embark upon a life journey." -Michael J. Fox

"One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered." -Michael J. Fox

by APK24 May 31, 2007

Michael Vampire

The founder and singer of the Best Band ever Vampires Everywhere. He's Evil, Beautiful and can sing, what a dangerous combination.

You should buy KISS THE SUN GOODBYE Michael Vampire has an amazing voice!

by Undead_georgia December 26, 2011

Michael Moment

When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy

Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"

by middle nut December 31, 2019

Michaela

Queen Goddess of the World.

Michaela looked upon the Earth and saw that it was good. So she began to play her French horn and was dubbed Queen Goddess of the World.

by Rosa Chainsaw February 15, 2013

michaelwanker

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.

Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.

by thehonkster June 13, 2009