Miami Nick

To be politically retarded. The absence of knowledge in economics. To think the government pays for stuff but tax payers don't. A cry baby.

If proceeded by "Dirty" instead of "Miami", it's a rim job while jacking. Also known as a rusty trombone.

That chick is such a Miami Nick that I can't stand her. She did give me a dirty nick in the alley though so I gave her 20 bucks.

by Thefreefolk June 26, 2019

Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

Miami Chuck

The coolest fucking dude ever

Yo Emily and Amy hung out with Miami Chuck, and he was so awesome that their depression was cured!

by Wawayeeyee April 15, 2020

Miami hung

A man sufficiently endowed to be considered “hung” by Miami standards (i.e, 9 inches or more).

A subcategory of vacation dick often encountered in Latin America.

“I’m sore from all that action last night. That guy wasn’t just hung, he was Miami hung.”

by Mister_305 June 13, 2021

miami minefield

After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.

-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.

by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021

Miami scratch and sniff

Now son ill tell you when you are older

Sarah gave me the 'ol Miami scratch and sniff last night and I can't feel my dick this mornin

by bigloinchboy69 August 24, 2021

miami valley school

Bunch of white rich dick heads with a ton of money who all have a golden labrador. everyone at this school smokes a ton of pot to get back at their rich parents for being rich. They all pretend like their families dont own half of the United States and act as if they dont all own 100 tesla's and 100 jetski's on their miami ocean view properties.

oh you go to miami valley school?
you must be insanely rich.

by gregheffley69 September 15, 2021