when an african american (hondra) is hiding in the bushes, then punces on his enemy nakedly then begins to fullfill his or her sexual needs
by Runaway Slave6923 October 07, 2008
by cliffordxoxo October 25, 2015
Guy 1: So bro got any plans for tonight?
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice
by Sp4cter November 30, 2015
by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 09, 2018
After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!
by KatKnipp July 22, 2015
The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
by joffway February 23, 2023
Midnight Riptide is a multinational Pop band formed in 2016. The group’s musical style primarily consists of pop along with rock and elements from EDM.
Midnight Riptide is totally awesome!
by Ripty December 27, 2017