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merch

short for the word "merchandise". usually used by scene kids when talking about local bands new shirts and pins. they are accustomed to shortening almost all of their vocabulary anyways... ex: pictures=pics, camouflage=camo, oh my god!=oh em gee!
oh em gee! did you see the pics of *insert local band name here*'s new <b>merch</b> on their myspace?! it comes in camo print! i am so getting it in a small and then cutting it up to show my bleeding heart tattoo on my back!! yay!! <333
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Meathead

A meathead can be anyone of combo of the following things:

1. Someone who is muscular and slower in the brain.
2. Someone who marinates their head in sauce.
3. Someone who likes to put their heads in a grill of some kind (Ex. Barbeque, George Forman Grill, ect.)
4. Someone who is a complete fucking idiot.
A: Yo look at that guy, he's jacked!
B: Ya, but he's a fucking meathead though.

A: Why is that idiot grilling his own head?
B: Probably cause he's a fucking meathead.
by Rim Job Rob May 25, 2009
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Miami Meathead

Those rich tan, muscular men who hang around the Miami bars, luring in the equally overly sun exposed women of the area. these meatheads can usually be found sporting a rolex and awful haircut.
Christina was itching to escape the wrath of one of the most notorious Miami Meatheads- Joey.
by ChrstinaSailer July 23, 2010
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hoboken meathook

(noun)

1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me

Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011
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the full Martha

Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!
Hey, is Richie the full Martha???? His apartment is fabulous!!!!
by kenpk November 9, 2006
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Marlboro Menthol

A high-quality, full-flavor menthol cigarette made by the Altria/Philip Morris Tobacco Conglomerate. Known for having more intense menthol than Newports or other popular brands, Marlboro Menthols combine the smooth flavor and relaxing buzz of Marlboro reds with a pleasant cooling sensation that takes the edge off of the harsh tobacco. People tend to either swear by Marlboro Menthols or completely despise them, mostly due to their distinctive mint flavor.
Frankie: I love me some Newport 100s man, straight up menthol all the way!

Mick: Newports suck, I need me some hardcore mint flavor. I will get some marlboro menthol 100s.

Rick: You are both sick fucks. Menthols smell like Vicks Vaporub and death. Just because it tastes like toothpaste, it does nothing for your nicotine-stained teeth.
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The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.
by john Detlor March 20, 2009
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