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Metric Fucktonne

me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.
"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)
by Dumpster.Diva January 26, 2013
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merrisa

Merrisa is an extremely cute and a nerdy girl. She likes to read a lot of books. She is so beautiful and every guy falls for her. She isn’t aware of her beauty which makes her ever more cute. She’s funny and has the most adorable smile and laugh. She is also very sarcastic. She is amazing
Merrisa is just soo idek what to sayy
by Jamaican Angel January 2, 2019
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Ellie Merrick

A person? Someone you may think you trust but DONT. Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she totally is. She will never let anyone around her be happy, especially in a relationship she steals all yo men. Stay back ladies she will snatch your weave. bikinis look good but not on her. She only dates fuck boys and lies about her age to every rich, semi-attractive man. Her social abilities or lack thereof are astonishing.
Boy: Who's that she looks desperate.
Boy 2: Yeah Ellie Merrick dates people she's never met before.

Boy: aight aka stay away
boy 2: yeah pretty much
by unknown fetish July 16, 2018
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Dirty merrick

Your probably the flyest nigguh in town and doesn't take shit from nobody by selling drugs.
by D33ZN0TS June 3, 2020
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North Merrick

North Merrick is a small hamlet in the Town of Hempstead on the south shore of Long Island, New York. It borders East Meadow, Uniondale, Freeport, North Bellmore, and Bellmore. South of North Merrick is another hamlet Merrick, but most refer it to South Merrick. Other areas of Merrick are Central Merrick and Merrick Woods. People who live in North Merrick are northies and most are in the middle class. Even if most are in the middle class there are areas that are nicer than others.

Like most of Long Island it’s filled with Italians and the Irish. And most are Christian, whereas most southies are jewish.

There are 3 elementary schools, Fayette, Old Mill, and Camp Ave. All of the students of the schools of Merrick and North Merrick join as 1 grade in middle school, Merrick Avenue Middle School (MAMS). In high school students who live in North Merrick or Central Merrick go to Calhoun and students who live in South Merrick go to Kennedy with students who live in South Bellmore.

Everyone loves to party and the most infamous place to do it is at b-side, an old middle school that was shut down b/c of a decrease in the amount of students. At day it is used by the BMCH District, but at night it is where everyone likes to party. And not just anyone can walk into the secret party place in the woods, you have to know someone or be invited and most of these people go to Calhoun.
Person #1: Omg you live in North Merrick?!
Person #2: Yeah it’s filled with italians and irish people.
by justanotherbitch516 July 21, 2021
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merrigin

to smile in such a manner as to display poor dental form
When he flashed that merrigin I could see he needed dentures
by Mensch-chester April 2, 2010
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Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010
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