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Merek Story

a story that builds tension leading up to a climax and then ends without a resolution.
I was walking in the amazon rainforest and a it was really foggy so i couldnt see enything. The fog was so dense that i couldnt see my hand in front of me. I thought something was about to attack me...then nothing did.

Wow, what a Merek Story
by dudeman-swag September 25, 2011
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Mercy Girls

A girl who:
1) you can say "the sluty freshman" to and they will all know exactly who you are talking about
2) holds contest with her friends to see who can not shave their leg hairs the longest
3) pretends to prefer calvert hall guys but gets really exited over even the ugliest of Loyola guys
4) make fun of the girls who wear make-up to school (seriously its a waste)
5) brings enough food for everyone where ever she goes (but really its just for her)
6)probably doesn't know that she lives south of the mason dixon line
7)knows to hide from jj at all cost
8)goes to sports events only if there is food or she is in it
9)Has to consult everyone she knows over every outfit because she isn't used to dressing herself due to constant uniform wear (of course when no ones around she also has perfect style)
10)knows that although hygiene is important and should be kept up regurally if she slept in or is feeling sick combing your hair can be deleted and replaced with a mess bun
Mercy Girls all ways have the most fun!
by Mercy girl all the way August 14, 2007
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mere chaadi mein masti hain

HEY! Let me go to the bathroom! MERE CHAADI MEIN MASTI HAIN!
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Mercy Wank

To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.
"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"
by Shabberz February 14, 2013
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Mercy Mount

When a man has sex with an unattractive or otherwise undesirable woman. The man has to be out of the woman’s league to qualify as a mercy mount.
Dude : I’ve had a few mercy mounts in my day that would make a coroner queasy
by Guapo D. Crushwell May 4, 2019
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No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.
Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"
by cx99 October 22, 2011
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God have mercy

When you're watching Merlin with the lads and you've just done some Ket after the sight of the dragon.
God have mercy Ken that's alot of Ket on that machete
by westd8 May 13, 2020
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