Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

by Foody5000 January 19, 2019

MEnut Butter

The butter than comes from my nuts
Me=Me
Nut=My Nuts
Butter=Substance like semen
Hence Menut butter
Also rhymes with peanut butter so thats also cool

Me: Hey Lisa, would you like a MEnut butter sandwich?
Lisa: Yeah. I love peanut butter.
Me: Oh. No, I wasn't talking about the spread made from peanuts, I was talking about my cum.
Lisa: Oh
Me: So, what will it be?
Lisa: Can I have both?
Me: Of course

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut butter at the menut butter store.
Guy 2: Sperm Bank?

Hank: My menut butter sells by the pound. What can I say?Chicks love it.

Dude 1: Oh man, I just got menut butter all over my hands.
Dude 2: Noob! Get the fuck away from me.

by SHADOWSKY June 28, 2009

dollar menu

cheap, often not well made; often 100% trash

person 1: hey man look at that tight ride
person 2: man stfu. that piece of shit car is dollar menu

by ncapets October 17, 2006

going off-menu

Cheating on ones significant other

Dude 1: Can you believe Jesse James is going off-menu for Marilyn Manson?

Dude 2: Dude, apparently she lets him park his hot rod in her monster garage like 5 times more per week than Sandra Bullock.

by don't ask jeeves September 8, 2011

menudos

money or expense. describing the state of expenditure being high or low on a product or service.

that ferrari is heavy on the menudos.

by newbruno August 2, 2006

Menzies Style

Sticky-taped together at the wrists and other various body-parts, many Menzians copulate awkwardly. This is often followed by a ceremonial drinking of Syphilis-infected moat water.

"After we'd done it the normal way, he asked me to do it Menzies Style!! I nearly threw up, especially with the thought that I have caught Syphilis from him!!"

by orgabulator May 26, 2004

Dollar Menu Dick

A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more

Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.

by Dollar menu dicks June 6, 2009