merbler

a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)

normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"

by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007

privy member

Privy members--
Dick
Penis
Man-worm
Third leg

Sex organ ;)
Peepee
Cock

Bertha: "That man has the biggest privy member I have ever seen. His privy member made me happy. I slept with him three times today and his privy member gave me herpes. I love his privy member."
Betty: "no"

by NARFNESS February 8, 2018

Dexy's Midnight Mumbler

A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"

Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.

But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?

Here's the real lyrics .........

"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"

And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....

"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)

by El Craigo May 1, 2008

mumbles

A woman wearing clothing that is far too tight for her , often with no underwear, so that you can see the shape and movement of her genitals. Her lips are moving, but you can't hear what she is saying.

Man, check out Mumbles over there in the cycling shorts.

by Svenyboy August 30, 2005

Meeble

A person that is helpless or weak as a result of their own insatiable self-centeredness.

Michelle would do her own work if she wasn't such a meeble.

by ericlohman March 26, 2007

Members only

a gay man. gay because he happens the only like male members. members as in penis'.

Brett is a "members only" type of guy. He doesn't like vagina.

by friedchicken666 October 14, 2010

Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008