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Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...
by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021
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melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.
Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.
by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021
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Melvin Style

The sharing of personal Snapchat conversations with other ppl through the taking of screenshots and whatnot .
I sent that chat to him, Melvin style.
by Ita's Jujuman October 9, 2023
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melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable
Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin
by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023
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Nefarious dude who has no trouble getting women and can put up a more than fair fight he will break your neck if you get close and will always protect his honor
He’s crazy as hell and hella funny he must be a Melvin!
by xGremlxn November 20, 2023
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