Melvin

He is gey

damn he is melvin

by SexyThor May 24, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Dirty Melvin

The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina

Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?

by melvinator November 24, 2021

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!

Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.

by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025

Melvin

The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.

Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.

Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.

You’re such a ‘Melvin’ - you’re making me blush!

by X.treme November 23, 2021