pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.

Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater

by Tystewy412 November 24, 2017

big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.

Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 19, 2019

Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022