Jesse McCartney

A big bag of fail and piss mixed together with a long stick of shit.

Jesse McCartney sucks balls.

by True Facts January 10, 2008

jesse mccartney

an extremely hot 17 year old you is on the wb show summerland and sings some kind of lame songs but is still really hot

me- omg i love jesse mccartney he is soo hot!!
friend- ya but his songs suck
me- ya but he is really hot and i lvoe summerland

by jackie February 6, 2005

Phil mccarthy

hes one badass mother fucker. and also known as "stud-muffin Fhil" on www.myspace.com

Stud-muffin Fhil is a myspace celebrity

by mike hunt February 15, 2005

McCandless

Huge supporter of Hillary Clinton, like pyschotic obsession.

Especially loves her Health Care Plan.

I like to think of myself as a BIG Hillary Clinton supporter, but not a MCCANDLESS Hillary Clinton supporter. Thats just fucking nuts.

by he who doesn't want to be named February 28, 2008

jesse mccartney

1. a boy who is really good looking.

2. a boy who would look a lot better with my cock in his mouth.

jesse mccartney should suck my jock.

by m. wuornos January 27, 2005

Jesse McCartney

A shitty fag that should die, he plays horrible music fit for pathetic High School girls, that don't realize how womanly he is. He has no balls and should be head butted in the ovaries.

Jesse McCartney is like Aaron Carter's faggy ass.

by Kickass Brandon Smith September 17, 2006

Jesse McCartney

an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.

girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.

by blue_orchid August 6, 2006