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muppet whistle

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"
by reinbby June 30, 2011
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Muppet Reject

A muppet rejected from the muppet show because it was "too ugly".
Matt Martina is the definition of a muppet reject
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muppet

A loser, a person who cannot function whithout someone elses fist stuck up their ass. Also you see there lips moving but you don't believe the shit that comes out(as it comes from another person).
You are a complete and utter muppet.

I see your lips moving but I dont believe the shit that is coming out, you are such a Muppet

What does that muppet want?
by Jedibob February 1, 2007
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Muppet

When two young women are "experimenting" with downstairs familiarity.
"Wow, check out those chicks playing Muppets."
by Burt&Curt November 2, 2009
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chug muppet

a sloppy drunk, overweight, hideously ugly woman who cannot stop causing ridiculous amounts of drama online thinking she will never suffer the consequences of her actions...
Hey did you see what that chug muppet Roseann put on her FB status about Brian last night?
Yeah, but she should talk...someone's got camera pics of her giving drunk head to a homeless man after the Journey concert the other night.
by Jimmy from the Ville October 17, 2010
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muppet

A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.
by B-Drac December 9, 2003
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