mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.

"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"

mattieu by Oxforddd November 25, 2021

Dirty Mattie 

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

Dirty Mattie by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

Mattix 

A Mattix is a wild spirit; usually a male. Can be temperamental and known to have a short fuse; also referred to as a 'Mattitude'. In the same sense, Mattix is loving and affectionate. A Mattix has an old soul and a big heart. The temper with a Mattix is worth the love you will receive.
(Love, Mom)

"That Mattix is a hell-raiser, but he sure does give good hugs."

Mattix by BoyMom3 December 21, 2016

MATTIE 

MATTIE IS MOTO MOTO

LOOK OUT I THINK MATTIE MATTIE LIKES YOU

MATTIE by Elmo is bae March 21, 2019

praying mantis style 

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.

Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.

praying mantis style by 26110 September 6, 2012

matti 

aka Matti Nykänen: A former Finnish ski-jumper who without a doubt is the best ski-jumper in the world. After his active career as an athlete in the 80's he has lived a somewhat reckless life as a performing stage artist, ended up with three divorces so far and made every effort to live his life in total missharmony ending up to tabloids once in a while.

Alcohol being a major originator in his missleaps of life in many cases has resulted him to be almost a legend in Finnish drinking culture. His immature slogans and bad performing/singing skills have made him to be a common joke in his vocational field, but his popularity however is thereby guaranteed.

"Kaikki on allright ainakin minulla. En tiedä, onko muilla" = "everything's allright with me at least, dunno 'bout others"
"Se on ihan fifty-sixty miten käy" = "it's a pretty fifty-sixty how it turns out to be"
"Elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa." = "life is the best time in life"
"Saksa-Itävalta on mun toinen kotimaa" = "Germany-Austria is my second motherland"

And many more...

matti by Esko Pasko February 27, 2004

praying mantis 

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

praying mantis by Adel7 January 1, 2008