Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

Dirty Matthias

When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.

I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night

by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021

Matthias

A famous YouTuber

Matthias does photoshop fails, strange Amazon products, and many more! He also works with Team Edge.

by SpartanNation9x July 22, 2016

Mathis

Noun. A very fat joint usually smoked in small groups

Anna that is one fat Mathis. Pass that shit my way.

by James R. Billingston November 11, 2010

Mathies

An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.

Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff

by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011

Mattias

He has a VERY HIGH IQ, his intelligent, his a Alpha Male, a true lad, his the most awesome person in the world. Everybody admires Mattias because of his good looks and muscular arms

"Woaw, your awesome"
"Yeah im a Mattias"
"WOOOAAAW! ALPHA MALE"
:o

by Ham Mattias Er Meget Nice October 2, 2020

methias

An unathletic loser with a big forehead

Methias is such a nuisance

by TheRealButFakeRealOne January 31, 2019