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Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.
‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”
by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025
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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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maryland pass

If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.
by 6sicky6 May 13, 2018
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Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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