When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
Get the Maryland Cock Suckermug. A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.
by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025
Get the Maryland Haymakermug. inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
Get the Maryland Wiffleball Batmug. If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
by 6sicky6 May 13, 2018
Get the maryland passmug. The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
Get the Maryland Chicken Popsiclemug. A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
Get the Maryland Handshakemug. A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
Get the Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)mug.