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Maryland Senate

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.
by House Kitten April 10, 2021
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Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
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Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
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maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.
This Maryland father is a “good man
by anonymous April 29, 2025
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Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”
by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022
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Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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