Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!

Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!

by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 16, 2008

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day

You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day

by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021

Marri

the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀

did you see marri's new post? they're so cute!

by keigos March 7, 2023

Marry

Marry is a girl who is misunderstood by many. Once you get to know her she is very smiling, her energy is a radiating light. She is full of bloom and charms. She loves to smile a lot. She is a very positive cheerful girl. Marry is a person who you can always be happy and trust around. She is a girl who will not judge. She is full of many hidden charms.

Marry is a girl who can light up a room
Marry is a smiley person

by Lovenshine November 20, 2023

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015