Marko Sebalj

Marko Sebalj is an intellectual. He uses his savant-like nature to make highly intelligent strategic moves. Some idiots that are gon be virgins for life call him a "fucking asshole" because they are jealous, but he believes that this is irrelevant. Become his friend as fast as you can, as he will help you and try his best to protect you.

salty kid: "Marko Sebalj is a fucking asshole"
chad Marko: "I don't care."
salty kid: "well fuck."

by unborncorpse May 20, 2021

markovnikov's law

(see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.

*someone follows through*
"I just proved markovnikov's law!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

markonus

100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.

we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus

by fredicus and natalieus...look us up April 24, 2005

marinorules

Closet homo who likes sports because he gets to shower with other guys

Shit - Did you see that Marinorules?? He kept trying trying to touch me in the locker room after the game!

by LOL May 7, 2003

Marono

1. Great at gunbound.
2. Has Double Dash online, unlike most jealous people at the MSB.
3. Other stuff which I'm too lazy to type.

gleaso just got PWNED by Marono at gunbound!

by All of us at the MSB December 27, 2003

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004

Marnoosey

Someone that has the distinct facial features and or physical characteristics of an animal belonging to the rodent class.

"That girl with the overbite and stray whiskers is a total marnoosey"

by Austin Tyler Schaffer August 31, 2008