Maria

Maria can u please reply to me and unblock me on snap thanks babe
Maria is a rat whore who wont reply to me xoxoxo
by mynamescorey August 26, 2022
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she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria
by eldestPHART101 December 04, 2020
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A girl who has really hot Cousins
Maria: Hey man, meet my cousins, what do you think of them?
Friend: Maria let's be best friends..
by Altovista August 15, 2011
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A girl that is really annoying and gets mad for no reason and she ifs a fat ass bitch she tries to make her sister jelouse causr her0 ass is bigger than her sisters
Maria is a bitch
by Imaniisboss August 24, 2018
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A big no faced loser who oftenly sucks on bananas. She is a cruel girl usually perving on gay boys
Maria:hey I like you
Liam:I'm gay

Maria:I don't care
by Jude T February 19, 2019
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an alien from mars who anal probes kpop stars
by SHAVELLE May 19, 2017
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A beautiful girl who no guy can resist. She always know exactly what to say. She’s also a badass . She knows when to act nice and when to be a bitch. Again she is so fuckin gorgeous. She has a friend that left her for shit reasons. But she found another bad bitch like her right after. She so popular and always has someone to talk to. The guys cant’t even handle her, she so much flawless. She always has a friend to back her and is there to back them up. She also knows how to fight. Don’t mess with her or she’ll fuck you up. She might pick favorites but she might now. She also had a big ass booty. All and all everyone fucking loves her.
Brynn: Maria is the best friend I could ever ask for
Addison:IKR!!shes so nice
by Mari Arox! January 25, 2019
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