Mahon

Needless and inadvertant acts of self harm such as ironing ones cock, vacuuming ones ear

My God, the man's Mahonned himself!

by Juzza January 7, 2008

Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking

Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!

by dildo777 June 29, 2019

Marilyn Manson

1.The greatest fucking rockstar of our time!!!! also it is not just one guy, it's a whole band, formaly known as mayilyn manson and the spooky kids. THEY ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!! and everyone who thinks he's gay is a fucking retarded republican asshole!!!! Their/his music rocks!!!!
2. My future Husband

Me: Holy shit you will never guess who just proposed to me!!!!
retarded republican: who?
Me: Marilyn Manson (aka brian warner!)
retarded republican: iew he's homo!
Me: iew ur a bitch!

by hahaha February 13, 2005

Marilyn Manson

a kick ass band, they have talent and have a uniqu sound. so fucking what if brian isnt christian or hes anti-christ. to hell with all those people who think he is a freak and that they are the blame for thes things...im not a HUGE fan but i do respect them.

prep: oh mah gawd u like marilyn manson???

me: yes...why?

prep: then your like SUCH a freak! u antichrist!

me:fuck u bitch atleast im open minded and the music i listen to dosnt sound all the same!

prep:whateva

me:thought so bitch



.........k that was wired

by vincefucker July 26, 2005

Manona

A man whore, often acts like an ass hat. Annoys his ex's a lot. Has a penis like a cheesestick. Can make half of his friends dislike him with 1 dumbass move. A male Anona, under the theory that being a bitch is to a girl as being a jerk is to a guy. Not an Anona in terms of looks, just the level of jerkness and whorishness.

Guy 1: Dude, WTF did you do?
Manona 1: I broke up with-
Guy 1: STFU! That was a friggen stupid move you deutch. You didn't even do it right! LOGIC FAIL.

by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009

Marilyn Manson

One of the most awesome musicians on the face of the planet. He doesn't give a shit about what other people think of him. To me he is like heroin and hot. Not the boring crap which people call music, but real, raw, dark, delicious, hot, wonderfully grotesque, amazing and badass music which excites the ears.

Marilyn Manson my baby come and fuck me.

by MetalChick666 March 25, 2010

Manhouse

Modifying the word "inhouse" where you only play with people you know in the game called Heroes of Newerth, manhouse is the same but the game mode is All pick, auto balanced, all random, no swap, no re pick.

It is called manhouses because you play what you get and prove that you are a man.

"Why no repick"
"We are playing manhouse noob)

by slashdir March 14, 2011