Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
by chuffermonkey April 26, 2008
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An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.
Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!
Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!
Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
by prunly November 10, 2009
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You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
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For those who need to overcompensate for their unfortunate size qualifications and cannot obtain street credit in generic ways, one might feel the need to wear a Magnum brand in the attempt to trick people into believing that he is not lacking in size and that he has relative street credit. This will be a failed attempt and will result in a Baggy Magnum.
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