maggot

A fan of the band Slipknot, or in the litteral sense an undevelloped fly. Maggots are so-called because they are uninterested in fassion, they are shunned by 'the upper class' aka the preps, and they wallow in feelings of anger, hatred, depression, or sadness. True maggots have no belief in christ or god because they are forsaken and sh*t on by every level of society who is religious. In other words, maggots see religion as pretentious and hypocritical. Maggots don't candy coat the world, but see it for what it truely is and that is a mess. Maggots can be teens or adults, and often have self-destructive habbits giving them the bad rep as being the typical drop-out / stonner / headbanger / freak, etc.

My friend is a total Maggot and wears only black hoodies and riped jeans.

by Brad666 August 21, 2007

millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

Maggot

A tiny penis often found on geeks and/or people who haven't gone through puberty

"Dude, did you see when that nerd got bagged?"

"Yeah, he had a total maggot I could barely see anything!!"

by SOOPADOOD April 3, 2009

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

maclot

Derogatory term for a Macintosh user.

That maclot called me a wintroll! Mommy!

by Venture January 7, 2003

maggot-pie

A curse word used by Shakespeare. A pie made out of maggots or common fly larva which lives in rotten objects.

Thou frothy guts-gripping maggot-pie.

by LolPatel November 28, 2006

Maggot

Usually associated with gentlemen from the Quincy, MA area, calling someone a maggot can either be derogatory or congratulatory. Calling your buddy a "maggot" after hearing of his/her weekend exploits is a way of acknowledging that he or she had successfully waged a battle in the war on decency. On the other hand, calling someone a "maggot" for hanging out at the Quincy Center train stop conveys the total lack of respect that you have for the individual in question. As you can see, to an outsider this term could be confusing and hard to grasp at first, but to the people involved, calling someone a "maggot" is second nature.

"While the rest of the party was dancing and discussing philosophy, the maggot was slowly making his way towards the poorly hidden liquor cabinet, ready to fight for his feed."

"Ked, you're a fucking maaaaagot! I can't believe you smashed my girlfriend!"

by Quincy Keeeed June 1, 2007