mastabeta

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay

Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!

by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

Pay Master

Someone (usually a male) that takes out the ladies, buys them dinner, drinks, and anything else they want only for her to leave him and go home with someone else.

That girl isn't interested in him, he's a pay master.

by joey f September 4, 2005

Potion Master's Corner

A totally awesome interview show hosted by the one and only Joe Moses (AKA Snape). He interviews the cast of A very Potter Musical and A very Potter Sequel. It is showed on youtube.

And if you need to adjust your legs or your hands, just don't do it because it will ruin the whole show. - Potion Master's Corner

by iloveavpm January 13, 2011

Fap Master

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.

Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

Mactard

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

by slickenstein February 7, 2010

Master Slut

Someone who has mastered the art of being a slut and enjoys being a slut

That girl is such a master slut, she just cant have a relationship, its easier for her to have many hook ups.

by Junior Slut February 26, 2011

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005