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Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.
by Major Wood July 8, 2003
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Adam Monti

5 out of 10 fantasy commission
Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.
by James Madison 1969 December 25, 2020
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Monty

A smart, funny and goofy person that loves to joke around. He may seem to act weird, but that's his way of showing his self confidence. Monty may act all popular and cool, however underneath all that is his soft side. He's nothing like you would think. If you ever meet a monty, just know that you're life is blessed. Don't ever underestimate the GOAT. Montys priority is his family. Mess with his family, Especially his cousins, you would wish that you weren't here. Close family over luxury. Overall, if you ever meet a monty don't be shy to hang out with him. He's as goofy as the left over poop in your toilet.
Monty: NEAH
Girl: Ow why you hit me
Monty: *weird noises*
by cHicKen pHat pHat January 1, 2021
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fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.
They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.
by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021
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monty

Someone who is loving and caring for others. No matter what they're goin through, they will still sacrifice their time jus for you to make sure your ok. They are very loyal, strong, and sometimes slow
friend: "who's that"
me: "that's my boyfriend monty"
friend: "he seems like a monty fs"
by 15gozzzzzzzzz January 26, 2021
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Monty

A guy that has been disonherd
Come on Monty HES dispnherd youuu
by Coke can2 February 13, 2021
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Micah & Monti

The picture perfect couple. Well maybe not couple yet but well Idk but you know. Monti I swear there is no emily nor will there ever be one!!!! :3
Jim- There is something wrong with those two
Joe- Yeah they remind me of micah & monti
by droptopsubmarine November 5, 2024
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