Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

Minecrap

The act of compiling your shit into a brick, then repeating this process dozens of times until you can stack your shit bricks like some sort of lego game.

Random guy: Are you playing minecrap
Mike: Uhh, what's Minecrap
Random Guy: Building brown bricks in minecrap is all the rage, I also like to stack my brown bricks into a home in minecrap
Mike: is this what you're talking about?
Random Guy: Ahh, yes Minecrap!

by DongustheRippah February 6, 2014

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

Alaskan Coal Miner

When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.

After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!

She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!

by Coal Digger April 27, 2009

minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

by kitten1016 July 30, 2017

Minecraft Fanboy

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.

Minecraft Fanboy: FoRtNitE BaD MiNeCrAfT gOoD!

Me:

by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021

/kill mincraft_ender dragon

when you cant kill the ender dragon so you do /kill mincraft_ender dragon

person 1: "yo dude i just beat the ender dragon"
person 2" how"
person 1"/kill mincraft_ender dragon "

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 12, 2021