Miguel De La Cruz

A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina

Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.

by PapaFaggot November 26, 2017

miguel paulino

Some rich nigga with a big dick that's diamond 3 in league of legends and LEM in csgo and can fuck yo bitch while your sister juggles his nuts in her mouth. GG l2p

Damn he Miguel Paulino me. He outplayed me in a 1v1 and fucked my sister and my bitch at the same time.

by WetPussyFromDaBronx September 4, 2015

Miguel Bracamonte

He is the most beautiful thing that ever has walked the earth. He is fine and is all mine!!!!

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by Unknown Unkonwm March 31, 2005

Miguel's shirt

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it

The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt

by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017

miguel jose noboa hurtado

Someone that says random hings as he eats his sandwich (without kétchup). He also is known for playing DOTA 2 all day long while he este a bag of cheetos and pepsi (because he doesnt like coca cola)

miguel jose noboa hurtado! Clean tour face

by ThURealAmbientheToxsiKo March 20, 2017

Miguel and Oliver

The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They will beat yo ass if you do sum. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.

Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to

by Ayeganggang September 15, 2020

Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020