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Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.
I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth
by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011
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Michoacán Mexico

Michoacán Mexico - its capital city is Morelia,Michoacán is located in western Mexico, coastline on the Pacific Ocean to the southwest. It is bordered by the Mexican states of Colima & Jalisco to the west & northwest, Guanajuato to the north, Querétaro to the northeast, the State of México to the east, & Guerrero to the southeast.

It is still home to a sizable population of Purépecha people as well as minor populations of Otomi and Nahua. The economy is based on agriculture, ranching, fishing, mining, and the arts. The major tourism draw for the state is the Lake Pátzcuaro–Tzintzuntzan–Quiroga area, which was the center of the Purépecha Empire; as well as the location of the Tzintzuntzan yácata pyramids.

Popular foods here are

Pork Carnitas with corn tortillas , refried beans, salsa, pico de gallo, pickled vegetables, & guacamole.

Charales is a Michoacán dish of lightly battered & fried Chirostoma fish.

Churipo a stew made of beef, vegetables, corn, chili peppers, herbs, & corundas.

Aporreadillo - spicy dish made with dried & salted meat that’s been beaten , shredded, & then cooked with egg in a sauce made from different types of chili pepper, onion, garlic, & spices

Charanda - alcoholic spirit made from sugarcane similar to rum

paloma is a tequila-based drink made with grapefruit soda or juice, tequila blanco, & lime served on the rocks
Michoacán Mexico , Morelia city was named after José María Morelos, a native of the city and one of the main heroes of the Mexican War of Independence.

The name Michoacán is from Nahuatl: language "place of the fishermen" referring to those who fish on Lake Pátzcuaro
pre-Hispanic times, the area was the home of the Purépecha Empire, which rivaled the Aztec Empire at the time of Spanish encounter. After the Spanish conquest, the empire became a separate province which became smaller over the colonial period. The state and its residents played a major role in the Mexican War of Independence.

Today, the state is still home to a sizable population of Purépecha people as well as minor populations of Otomi and Nahua. The economy is based on agriculture, ranching, fishing, mining, and the arts. The major tourism draw for the state is the Lake Pátzcuaro–Tzintzuntzan–Quiroga area, which was the center of the Purépecha Empire.
by Blu_leef January 29, 2023
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Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.
My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010
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mexican spiderman

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.
Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?
by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018
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Mexican Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Fire Drill, but instead of stopping at a red light and running around the car like a little girl, the passenger must climb out of an open window on the car while it is still moving and proceed to climb across the roof of the car and into another open window on the car. This act of bravery and courage gets its name from the world of Lucha Libre where young men who wished to know the secrets of the Luchadors preformed this feat while blindfolded to prove their worth and "badassness". However, as years went by this became a mainstream thing and the blindfolding was phased out. A Mexican Fire Drill is preformed preferably at speeds in excess of 35mph.
Guy 1: Dude why have girls been falling so easily for Billy lately?
Guy 2: Didn't you hear bro? Billy did a Mexican Fire Drill while going 75mph on I-25, and subsequently girls view him as a symbol of pure masculinity and as a viable husband and father.
by Lead_Farmer November 27, 2013
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Mexicore

Pierce the veils new genre of music muahaha
" yea were starting a new type of music mexicore!!!" -Vic Fuentes
by Emily urie June 22, 2011
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Mexican hot dog

An uncircumcised penis. The origin of the term derives from the fact that the foreskin wrapped around the shaft of an uncircumcised penis is reminiscent of the bacon wrapped around the weiner of the traditional Mexican street hot dog.
I thought he was Jewish until he took off his underwear and I saw he had a Mexican hot dog.
by Dickmodel August 8, 2015
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