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Metro-sexual

A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.
Justin is a self proclaimed metro-sexual.
by Waterpoop May 14, 2019
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Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.
Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.
by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021
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metro cornball

by bufu666 August 12, 2021
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Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)
did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group
by slyvon April 27, 2023
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metro boomin

a song by boogie wit da hoodie, "metro boomin make it boom. anything to get to you."
by ihavenegativerizz May 2, 2023
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metro sexual

Metro sexual:
1) (quickly fading) Fad style found in large cities in which males fuel their vanity by spending money to have their fingernails buffered and their face exfoliated. although many will strive to be politically correct, there is nothing sexual about the metrosexual. place the metrosexual in an enviornment outside of a starbucks and a salon, and you will see where is masculinity stands (yes, there is such a thing as masculinity). although the metrosexual knows to be sensitive (a plus), there is no strength to accompany the soft side, therefore he is androgenous. of course, with any fad, there will be women attracted to 'it' because of the social status, and the social status alone. it would be well advised for women to date other men in cities with a high crime rate such as new york, as metrosexuals abhor violence and would rather get their nails done then defend their woman from a mugger.
to be fair, im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and im sure there are metrosexuals that have not forsaken their true sexuality. (3 million years of it is hard to vanquish.)
2) Term pertaining to any style thought of as a politically correct male look or action, sometimes seen as homosexual.
1) You know. the guy you thought was gay but isnt. thus, metro sexual.

2) ryan seacrest acts metro sexual.
by Neitzsche April 9, 2006
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Metro Station

An awesome band that is appealing to those in their teenage years. They write their own music consisting of sex- related content. Sadly many teens don't like their music but honestly everyone 13+ is craving something of the sort.
Person A: Hey! what's up?
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
by Loco-Lola June 7, 2009
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