September 20th Massacre

The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.

He died in the September 20th Massacre.

The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.

by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019

UNO massacre

getting absoultly embaressed in the game of uno.

did you hear about kballs getting destroyed in Uno" yah it was an Uno massacre

by WolfpackSAW May 16, 2011

Mary Massacre

Mary Massacre is a very feared Creepypasta. She kills lots of people at once. She killed her whole mily and her whole class erning her her name. Her real name is a secret.

I am Mary Massacre!

by Maryann Bell June 14, 2016

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014

Wall Street Massacre

A mass killing done by one person

The mosque shooting in New Zealand is an example of a Wall Street Massacre.

by YuOfTheNight October 12, 2020

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.

Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.

by dadboddev June 2, 2025