by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022

After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a deli marble rye
by stall2 December 22, 2024

by actPOSSUM October 31, 2024

by Thegenbiscuit September 10, 2018

Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!
by Zun Tao October 27, 2021

by Failed analog September 6, 2023

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly
by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022
