All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.

I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap

by Tuckered out November 03, 2010

cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.

Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.

by fartonq November 09, 2010

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

benji and joel madden

Wanna know something? Dont be surprised!!

They are the HOTTEST twins in THIS world. Plus, Joel is my going-to-be-brother-in-law cuz Avril, my sister going to marry HIM!!!!!

Hurrah!! I'm going-to-be-related to THEM!!

I love Joel and his funky, punk gang!!

by shutMEup March 17, 2004

Madden Nfl Nano Glitches

Glitches are ways to trick the computer via formations. The special formations combined with play calling allows for the defense to get in and sack the Qb before he has time to throw the ball

Its hard to give an example without drawing or pictures

check out www.maddenedge.com

this is the best place to show examples of Madden Nfl Nano Glitches

by Dboy707 January 05, 2011

madden hale

Worst person to live. All the girls hate him. The school bully, etc.

I hate him he's being such a Madden Hale.

by The_real_man;) October 21, 2017

Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 11, 2021