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Luke

He is a manipulative bitch that everyone is pitty friends with and can't take when he is wrong and he is just a cunt that no one likes and he probably gay and has a small dick.And he can't argue he doesn't let u speak and when u couldn't explain ur point he thinks he is the shit when he isn't he's just a PIECE of shit and he doesn't care abt other people's feelings
person 1: do u like that kid Luke
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag
by Yellow-sock22 December 24, 2017
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1. English name, meaning small
2. Loves men
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by MadeleinMcCanntBeFound May 1, 2018
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Super funny, hot, athletic, and kind. He's the type of guy all the girls fall for but none can get. Liked by everyone and irresistibly charming! Some characteristics are, competitive, kind, talented, handsome(always sharp), and hilarious! He is super popular yet acts like any old guy, and is super humble!
by 4sportgal March 26, 2017
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A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.
"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
by Swag476 July 2, 2017
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Fat baby with 3 single hairs, and enjoys eating a cake as big as him. he wears a top that doesn't even fit showing off his belly button.
that luke, oml, he ate all the cake in two bites.
by Zaddd April 19, 2018
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That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.
God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.
by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018
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A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.
Jai: How many times does Luke have to fix his hair?!
Girl: But I kinda like him😍
by Random1692693 March 20, 2018
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