Loser Fetish

A fetish for losers.

When people (mostly women) choose to only get involved with worthless individuals who more than likely, have criminal records, but they have no education, no job, or no other goals in life.

People with a loser-fetish seem to enjoy this sick adventure of only wanting to be with useless, jobless troublemakers, for the intense sexual thrill of it. Those with a loser-fetish usually love Jerry Springer, bar brawls, and trailer park gossip.

Women with a loser-fetish will talk about their loser all the time and won’t ever shut up about him. They defend their losers, thinking that they are the greatest thing that ever happened to them and will fight to the death over their loser love too. They are always defending and protecting their worthless loser. Mostly women who have a loser-fetish seem to dislike cops and other authority figures. Many women like “bad-boy” types, but you're supposed to grow out of that phase after the age of 19. Many "bad boy" types never do grow up and they become worthless losers when they're older. Women who have a loser-fetish will always love their losers and will cater to them. Most of these losers then can usually go through life without even having a job, because their women will provide for them, clean up after them, worship them, go ass to mouth for them, work two or more jobs for them, and will also have their babies.

Some men have a loser fetish too. They also date women criminals or welfare women who have a bunch of kids to different fathers, but it isn't as common. It’s usually uneducated, blue-collared, ignorant women (who don't know any better) are the ones who have a loser-fetish.
My older sister Cindy has a loser fetish, big time! She is a bum magnet. She only dates deadbeats and worthless ex criminals who cannot support themselves.
by Cazanna September 22, 2008
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loser edit

A term used to describe when most or all of the footage seen of a particular contestant on a competitive reality show is aimed toward making that contestant seem inept, flustered, and generally in over his/her head.

A contestant may be given the loser edit for the entirety of his/her appearance on a show (in which case he/she is usually eliminated relatively early on) or for an individual episode. The latter situation, though traditionally used to foreshadow and/or validate the contestant's elimination at the end of the episode, has recently been used more frequently by more clever editors to create suspense and surprise when the seemingly struggling contestant ends up exceeding expectations.

This technique is most often used by competitive reality shows concerned with a specific skill--such as cooking (Top Chef), fashion design (Project Runway), or modeling (America's Next Top Model)--rather than non-skill-specific competitive reality shows like Survivor. It is also primarily used by shows that employ an on-screen judge or panel of judges to make decisions regarding eliminations, as shows that include audience participation (like American Idol) are wont to draw outspoken criticism from fans of the contestant getting the loser edit.

Antonym: winner's edit
Mary thinks that Gordana is one of the more talented contestants on this season of Project Runway, but the editors consistently give her the loser edit.
by S Two September 30, 2009
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Popular Loser

One who possesses all the regular characteristics of a loser, yet somehow manages to have a large amount of friends. A rarity among humans, but a precious gem nonetheless.
"I need to to go finish watching the last two seasons of american idol after I bike ride with my dad, but I'll catch up with all of you later!"

"Geez, that guy's sure one popular loser!"
by daralovesdick March 02, 2010
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Facebook Loser

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.
"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"
by Simple corn January 19, 2011
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loser's bracket

1. the sub-grouping within a competitive tournament whereby those who suffer their first loss are demoted to a pool of similar types who have suffered a like fate; one more defeat in this category renders the unfortunate complete elimination from the field.
2. a common perception that certain individuals are moving through their respective lives already having suffered some type of major defeat (or many smaller ones), thereby rendering them to a decidedly less than ideal existence.
Look at Joe : he attended all the wrong schools thereby acquiring all the wrong type of friends; this precipitated choosing the wrong type of occupation and marrying the wrong type of girl. Now he's in the wrong type of neighborhood with the wrong type of kids. Joe could be said to be existing in the loser's bracket of life.
by Virgin Suicides October 17, 2017
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Army Of Losers

Any group of people who have no vision in life and their only ambition is to make money but actually they are just wasting everyone's time.
I used to work for an online company for a few years but when I realised they are just an army of losers, I quit the job.
by CharIese August 10, 2008
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dump loser

A alternative meaning for "dumb loser". First coined by Jumex, a world of warcraft player on the Alterac Mountains server, one of the biggest trolls to exist on the internet. He will call you a dump loser and if you say something back he will block you and say dump loser blocked.
Don't you mean dumb loser? No, you dump loser
by Aesorn October 20, 2013
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