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Logisexual

(noun) A person who always thinks about things like compatibility and chemistry when engaging in sexual and/or romantic activities, like dating and having sex.
Person One: "Do you think Carl would date me?"
Person Two: "Nah, you two have nothing in common and he's a logisexual. He only likes people with common interests and personality traits."
by TheSexologist May 6, 2014
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Vlogs in japan... Wow guuud clickbait
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penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.
I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!
by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014
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Logistication

The art or practice of processing logistics in order to achieve a task or attain a target
I logisticated a root on the weekend
by Beef Cake May 13, 2005
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logsplitter

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.
"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".
by Nefarion October 6, 2006
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lonesome dove

The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.

Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
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Vag Lobes

The tacky look of too much stretching of the ear. If your stretched earring hole has progressed to the point where the earlobe is torn, surgical reconstruction may be the only option. Earlobe repair surgery is done under local anesthesia at which time the stretched earring hole is sewn closed until healing occurs.
"Damn that girls vag lobes are loose!"
by underYOURskin March 10, 2009
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