Locker Pickles

Bootleg-ass pickles made in your school locker

“Ay, you got any of those cafeteria cucumbers?”
“Yeah, we finna make some locker pickles!!!!!”

by MintyST April 8, 2019

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

locket girls

a specific type of girl who is very clingy and controlling of her boyfriend/girlfriend

They don't let their boyfriends do anything without them. They're such locket girls.

by no_spoons January 28, 2023

meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

by Bestine September 28, 2008

pew locked

When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.

I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.

by AugDog May 12, 2009

Lobby Locker

Someone who joins a game in most common circumstances Modern Warfare 2 to block slots so that several people in the game can boost.

The aim of the lobby locker is to fill the slot so that a random doesnt join the game and spoil the boosting session. The locker usually just roams the map without interfearing with the other people gaming.

Lobby lockers can range in numbers from 1 up to however many.

Hey John we need to get some Lobby Lockers for our boosting session later, lets see if we can get some

by Jaison Chamsine January 4, 2010

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010