A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.
An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
by tensuke February 23, 2013
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Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.
Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"
by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010
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by Garita September 20, 2005
Get the Rock Lobster mug.Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!
Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!
by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006
Get the pubic lobsters mug.A highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scraped off of lobster shells. The most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the Bering Strait of Alaska. This is seen on the hit show The Deadliest Catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. The lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the DEA, and subsequent criminal prosecution. Users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. In fact, the underground rapper Lil Nicky Fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.
Lobster Pothead: yo nigga yo gots that lobster pot?
Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho
Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho
by big og December 10, 2009
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