ox loaf

An extremely large stool.

"I'll catch up with you guys later, I have to drop this ox loaf first"

"Somebody just left an ox loaf in the men's washroom"

by ktzero June 3, 2009

Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

by Mikemike43 June 5, 2010

Spon Loaf

Slang term for sponge like textured deserts.

After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.

by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009

Mow-Loaf

When your cat is curled up and you can't see any of their legs.
A loaf of mow.

Also see Bow-Loaf Bow & Mow

"Oh dear god! That cat is missing all it's apendages!"

"Relax, it's just being a mow-loaf."

by Samismilexx November 18, 2007

air loaf

When two people fart at the same time

"Mark and Jack just made an air loaf and it smells like shit"

by bigboy20145 March 1, 2009

hollywood loaf

The act of stimulating the penis in an effort to make it look as large as possible while still mostly flaccid, likely in anticipation of showing it off.

Dude, Gina wanted to skinny dip last night. Me being a grower and not a shower, you know damn well I gave myself a hollywood loaf before I got naked.

by xxHOTTKARLxx December 12, 2016

Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

by TMAdam August 24, 2016